We see the back wall of a medium size cave and before it stand several fur clad Cavemen around a cleared area large enough for a small fight. A few torches light the scene.
Pok, a tough looking brute shakes his spear and raps the butt on the ground for attention.
"Pok am Big Man here. Pok kill weak man who say otherwise. Pok am Big Man!"
There are a few snarls and a weak chorus of "Pok am Big Man..."
Pok: "Meeting now in order."
The Tribe settle down but not without more snarling and cuffing of each other. Pok shakes his spear and the Tribe quiets.
Pok: "Old things to talk about. Fig will report. Report, Fig!"
Fig: "Fig talk about Bos Fig catch. Fig catch Bos last warm time and hold Bos over cold time."
Smart Ass Caveman: "Fig hold Bos. Fig love Bos."
Some laughter. Fig snarl. Pok shake spear.
Pok: "I spear you!"
Pok waves spear.
Pok: "Talk, Fig."
Fig: "As saying, Fig hold Bos in Cave. Not Fig Cave. Different Cave."
Tall Caveman: "Bos bad. Sharp head. Bos kill!"
General Cavemen muttering: "Bos bad. Bos kill..."
Pok rap spear on floor again.
Pok: "Pok kill!"
Fig: "Bos mad at first. Fig drag bush in front cave, Bos no get out."
General Cavemen muttering: "Ooh! Fig Strong..."
Pok: "Bos no kill Fig?"
Fig: "Bos mad at first, but Fig feed Bos. Feed Bos grass. Bos like grass. Bos and Fig now friend. Soon Fig can kill Bos very easy. Fig eat well!"
General Cavemen muttering: "Bos tasty."
Pok: "Bos particularly good with Fire."
General Cavemen muttering: "Fire good..."
Fat Caveman: "Fat Caveman live near Fig. Fat Caveman no call Bos Bos. Fat Caveman call Bos Stink Butt."
Fat Caveman holds his nose. General caveman laughter.
Pok: "Fat Caveman right. Fig cave stink bad!"
Old Man: "Funny Pok should say. Old Man watch and learn. Old Man learn Ice no like Stink Butt. Ice move away from tribe holding Stink Butts."
General Cavemen muttering: "Ice move? Bad. Bad..."
Old Man: "Ice move maybe good. Ice move maybe more land. Ice move maybe not so cold."
Tall Caveman: "Ice move, no good. Where Ice go? Maybe Ice move to Water and where Water go? Maybe Water come here!"
General Cavemen muttering: "Water come cave? Bad..."
Pok raps spear.
Fig: "Fig want help with grass. More grass, more Bos. Everyone eat well. Everyone fat like Fat Caveman."
Fat Caveman is bashful.
Pok: "Look! Fat Caveman blush!"
General Cavemen muttering: "Fat Caveman strong..."
Tall Caveman: "Tall Caveman no like Stink Butt. Stink Butt bad! Tall Caveman no like Fig!"
Pok: "What we say?"
General Cavemen muttering: "No Stink Butt! Stink Butt bad!"
Pok: "Who like Stink Butt?"
Old Man eyes crowd and sits down.
Fig: "I like Stink Butt! I mean, I like Bos! Bos good!"
General Cavemen muttering: "Bad! Kill!"
Pok: "Sorry Fig. I kill you!"
Pok stabs Fig with spear. Fig falls and dies.
Pok wipes spear on loin cloth.
Pok: "Any new business?"